Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...