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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
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|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.