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The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
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A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
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The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...