AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...