Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...