Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...