Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...