Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...