Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...