A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....