Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...