Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...