Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...