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Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
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How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
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Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
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Understanding Your Paycheck:
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What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
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