No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...