A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....