Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...