Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...