Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...