Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...