Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...