Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...