Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....