Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”