The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Application rejections
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Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
rolling stones
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A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Understanding Your Paycheck
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