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Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
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The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Letters from charities
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Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...