How are lawyers like sperm?
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The Typical Male Decision Process!
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Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
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My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
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Half a year to live
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Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...