Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...