Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...