The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
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Japanese Prostitute
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Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...