How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!