A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...