Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...