Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...