Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...