The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...