How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
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Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
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Yankee Doodle history
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Bee jokes 03
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What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...