Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...