Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Question answer 04
|What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...