A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...