Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...