What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...