Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Photo From Nudist
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...