Redneck Doctor
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Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
The wife is not speaking to me
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Definition of a Wife!
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Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...