Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...