A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...