Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
Olympic city bribery
|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...