Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...