Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...