What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...