AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...