Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...