Turned Into a Mom When…
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An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
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What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
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Microsoft trademarks TM
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You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
The guide to wife translations
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Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....