WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Banned Children’s Books
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