The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...