Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...