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|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
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An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Proctologists
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Outhouse On Quicksand?
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Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...