Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...