An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...